How will she react? It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. My turn. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Tony said. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. The reason for this stupid game? So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. I m'n yes. "Peter! Really?. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. I am. Then he looks contemplative. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. #wanda Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Tony's eyes go fond. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Otherwise, all bets are off. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. Bad luck more than anything. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Tony, it's three in the morning. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Tony brightens considerably at that. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. 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Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. I like dames well enough, it's not that. He didn't want to think about it. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. Avenger's imagines and preferences! Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. ', But he did anyway. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Thor's a beast in the sack.. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. Really? He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. 'f I were, y'd be dead. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. #hulk Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Just like she knew they were still dating. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Ey! Ask Pepper. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Please proceed!. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? #wakanda It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. And you wonder why people ship you two?. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. It was, Steve says softly. Yesh. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Steve sighs. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." So be warned these are different than canon. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. I dunno, man. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Maybe it would just be funny. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. #peterparker None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Ouch, back to last names again. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. I'd like there to be not running, please. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. I'm training her." Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. "Explain, now. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Tony pouts. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Requests are open! Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Yeah, sure. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. and other people I can't remember right now. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Mmm, neat. Work Search: Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. What? "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Or out of the bedroom. Although I, you know. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. "Okay, my turn. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. It's my vanishing act." But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. I'm not great at relationships. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. If there are limits, the fun's gone. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. You can't do that!" The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Please consider turning it on! Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. It tickles. "I am fine, thanks. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. as well as Then they watched as Thor went for the head. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Seriously. Tony said. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. He knows hers, too. Did we have make-up sex?. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. One moment. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. They went back into the elevator. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Was it Bucky Barnes? Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. I know, Clint. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Sensitive information and details from missions. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. "REALLY" Clint yelled. "How do you even do that?" He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Steve's gone red again. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Or why Clint knows about shipping. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. That's why Tony will stop. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Steve Rogers/ Captain America On that thought, neither is Tony. Right?. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Oh yeaaah. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Please consider turning it on! Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Peter just shrugged again. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Okay. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Her locks dangle. Y/n grew up as most children do. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle.