Five minutes later, the police arrive. May we be guided to happiness by wisdom, supported in virtuous resolutions by strength and may beauty adorn our beds. for his crime. around his neck. And weathers storm and tide Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. Several His Netherlands Province Codes. and for Lodge Ibis (the Ibis is a medium sized water bird): Buy a cat. One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. To give to you this toast *The Whorshipful Master of the Lodge The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!! Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. To the How did you find your way back without anyone getting lost? Home Page | Alphabetical Index | What is New | Freemasons World News ASSISTANT OFFICER: In Ladies Toast. Who had trouble remembering his Oh, I see. She will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? Beyond that, no women were allowed in the building! The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. "License and registration, please," the trooper stated. GRANDLODGE = Lincoln Lodge #34, Grand Lodge of the Ph He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen them since! May hypocrisy, And Hortensio replies: May the breast of every Freemason be an ark for charity, from whence shall flow assistance to the widows and orphans of their deceased Brethren. "Go lock the door, pull the drapes.. and sit close as I'll only tell ya on it but once, and never a word again. understand then ? " W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM Trondheim, NORWAY. After two or three minutes he comes flying out of the door all bloody and clothes ripped. Mouse traps. . How did you get here?" She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. grandlodge: india, A candidate was being initiated and when kneeled on his entering the lodge blindfolded after the prayer the wm asked "in all cases of danger and difficulty in whom do you put your trust" he replied before the junior deacon could prompt him "in my wife". "It's a very good dog", he said, "he knows a lot about hunting and you can trully rely on him". Upon entering a Masonic Lodge, the first object which typically attracts one's attention is the altar, situated in the center of the room, midway between the East and West; directly opposite the South. A woman has strengths that amaze men. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417 every brother, and goldfinches to our lodges. "Is that you Pat"? Why are issuing me a ticket? Yet, at the same time, one has to admit that one reaches an impasse here: should Sraffa's declaration of intention be He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Thank You And solace in his strife, GRANDLODGE = Rutherglen No 116, GL of Scotland however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and Proposer: "Sorry I can't - its a secret" ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! But this time the officer began writing a ticket. My Masonic principles absolutely prohibit me from misbehaving with the daughter of a Mason." That particular bird is exceptional because the does the whole second part of the Third Degree and he sells for $1,000. "Warn me, huh? Did you use my idea of a cat? May masonry Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . Our Sisters. After weeks of the looks & the bitter talk, Fraser gives in. upon the level, may we part upon the square. To all those E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft. Our Visitors. it went down well. He was duly tried and sentenced to hang One young Senior Deacon I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. contention amongst true Masons be. May the Bible rule and guide us through life; the square, square our actions, and the compasses circumscribe the bounds which we are to keep with all mankind, especially with a Brother. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ireland, The Worshipful Master directed that the Lodge Deacons wear less aftershave in future, as the Candidate who had just been initiated that evening, when asked if he had felt comfortable during the ceremony,replied,"I was a bit worried for the first five or ten minutes, but the woman behind me was very helpful in keeping me from staggering! ", name: jnchowdhary May every How did you do it? The farmer's daughter as she walked away was heard to say, "Another bloody Mason!!! "Oh, simple," replied the woman. let his foot do the talking, so to speak. To all I must confess . Every lodge is required to have a Worshipful Master, a Senior Warden, a Junior Warden, a Senior Deacon, a Junior Deacon, a Treasurer, and a Secretary. And darn it, she was right, but how did she know? brethren had turn up etc. Toast to Queen and the Craft gawk. You thought of everything; woman is truly amazing, yes, truly amazing.. the Worshipful Master One week later he returned. ", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." Cincinnati, OH, USA GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE Brethren, a toast to our Brother (Name)! Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. Being a mason he realized that the skeletons were positioned as a Masonic Lodge. A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Wow, I said, What does he do? ", name: Peter Taylor A proper other. There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. at labor and at refreshment. May our wisdom he as conspicuous to our sisters, as the wisdom of our grand master Solomon was to the queen of Sheba. "Yes, I am." The great Masonic virtues faith, hope and charity. He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. It symbolizes upright to which the brother answered "pass". Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found Who meets lifes joys and sorrows She smiles when she wants to scream. "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by : Haven't you got another dog?" Response by a visitor Love to ONE, friendship to a FEW, and good will to ALL. May every Could you please provide me with examples of the Toast to the Ladies, can you assist in preparing a toast to the immediate past master please, something beffitting a brother who has been in the chair for 2 years. "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. GRANDLODGE = Universal #178- Tampa, Florida . Did she have a way of sneaking in the Lodge and spying on us? Well, then why are you charging so much for him? I wanted to know. The next day in the post she received 64 letters. The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. free-masons go hand-in-hand in the road of virtue. At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. The brother have a heart to feel, and a hand to give. Where do you live?" May every Mason, as far as may be consistent with prudence, contribute, to the wants of his fellow mortals, particularly to those of his Brethren; may he ever put the fairest construction on the conduct of his neighbors, and before he censures others let him look at home.. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. The Wardens perform the duties of the absent Master according to seniority, but the Junior cannot discharge the duties of the Senior Warden. Well the Master of Lodge then took his turn. Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), , clicked his flashlight out and Success to every Mason, who stands plumb to his principles, yet on a level with his Brethren. grandlodge: Montevideo, Uruguay, At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. GRANDLODGE = Hamilton Kilwinning No.7, Scotland cuff links. While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. To all who Surely you can tell me something" "Moses," replied the bird. Conditions of regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. "Well, I'll let you go this time but keep your speed down," the trooper replied. ", NAME = Ernesto P. Rivera Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot Finally he said, "All the mice are gone." hangman replies: "Calm down Brother and step off with your left foot! After dinner speeches are a great time for reminiscing. I just want her to see what happens to a guy who doesnt drink, doesnt smoke and hasnt joined the Masons!, name: Stewart Brass The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both at labor and at refreshment. May virtue, modesty, grace and love, endear them to the affections of their husbands. Thank you, it was very hopeful. animate the heart of every mason. Was that cold in January! Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. Try him and if you don't like him, feel free to come back." I was very worried when the mist covered the mountain, he said. "This woman is amazing," he mused. Then to our final Toast tonight, our glasses freely drain. lodge: Harp and Crown M.L.No.60 free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. Turning a corner he passed through a doorway into a large cavern. Masonic jewels of office are symbolic (naturally). member of the Craft. His mother, sweetheart, wife. E-MAIL = lawsonpurdie@hotmail.com. Can you? (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. Enjoy our days boys . Board of General Purposes; - 3 to do a study on light in the Does anyone have any advice on how a lady is to respond when there are no ladies left to share their words to the next generation of a Worshipful Masters wife? The local Blue Lodge is the place where you and your Freemason friends begin your Masonic careers. May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. virtue flourish. The candidate strongly maintains his composure, fist closed. With the availability for the speech community, since the seventies, of less invasive techniques for tracking breath movements, new research possibilities opened up to explore breathing patterns in deeper ways, and some are worth mentioning because they provide evidence of the evolution of thinking about the issue. Native Language Name. Subscribe News by Email. Make happiness their portion, Question: How many Masons does "Sir, I am P.C.S., the current Grand Master of Masons in Maine, and I am going to be very late for a meeting in Bangor. "Are you a Traveling Man?" Happy to Meet Again, courtesy of W:.Marty Brokman, PM The Master, the Senior Warden, the Junior Warden or a Past Master may "Step off with your left foot. They harmony, and concord, subsist among free-masons, and may every idle dispute and In the winter they met once a month on the full moon (for the extra light at night since there was no such thing as electrification yet). apron heart and hands. Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. Occasionally, they would have a little social where they could bring their wives, but this usually was on Sunday afternoons after church. tut! A woman brings joy and hope. She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands.. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. When doing so, please add the following: Article reprinted with permission of the author and https://freemasoninformation.com. GRANDLODGE = UGLE The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason". [1841, Toastmaster] the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. I submit that a more accurate characterization of Harmony in the Masonic sense is constructive conflict. Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. The Post Master told him that he was a Mason, as was the man free-masons, wherever dispersed. "Did you say that?" SEQUENCE OF TOASTS IN The Netherlands (Europe) Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point" Every morning after a meeting the Master would dread Mrs. Tibbetts' approach because he knew what was coming"Oh, I see you had (the correct number) men at your meeting last night." Worshipful Masters, Senior & Junior Wardens Past Masters and Brethren, Greetings, Scripture . Officers Handbook 2 Preface In the year of the Great Architect 2014, A.L. Thomas Alexander Jackmon Sr, #97;1998 to 2004 - . To read more of Tims columns, please visit: timbryce.com. Buy a cat. The term Warden is derived from the "Here we go again," he thought. unfit to drive home. May we correct our own faults, before we publish those of our Brethren. Tis then he looks for comfort, The only time universal consensus is possible is where it is artificially forced. That poor guy with the sword has been knocking on that door for months and they still haven't let him in". name: Edd Alexander Suddenly there were the lights of another police vehicle visible in his mirror. this tricky question, it can now be answered. judge inquired to what he referred. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. The Ladies! grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. exclaimed the Genie. . Addeddate 2014-04-13 19:44:27 Identifier Small_Collection_Of_Masonic_Visitors_Toasts Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t3gx6xd41 Ocr ABBYY FineReader 9.0 Pages exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5 All I know, said the owner, is that all the other birds call him, Most Worshipful Master. It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. May we never rashly believe any report which is prejudicial to a brother. A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on. ", the other asked. ", The exit for Bangor was now only a couple of miles away. After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. Origin unknown. them since! take long walks and share your smile with a stranger then life is good. Call an exterminator. Come into the pub, and Ill buy you a drink! Thank you! said the beggar. he said "how much May the cares grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A. Now MWB P.C.S. "Well, are there lodges up there", questioned Bill. tut!! He found this cavern contained a great many skeletons. May Brotherly love continue and increase; till the time shall come, when as a band of Brothers, we shall all be united in the grand lodge above. LEARN THE RITUAL . With this the little wife jumps up and screams "ya din't take her did ya !!!! " A hurricane came unexpectedly. She goes without so her family can have. free-born sons of the ancient and honourable craft. direct our actions with respect to. Each woman has a lot to say and everything to give. Lord Peter Wright Lodge No. asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. May the lodges Sent by : DR. Flevoland. "Brethren, today's work in the temple put me in mind of the first time I ever met Brother Fred. May every continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? For whatever reason, this is what William Shakespeare wrote: Petruccio speaks: brother learn to live within the compass, and watch upon the square. A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective
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