Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. If I go to prison will you wait for me? No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Sissy: [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. He LOVES the cock. Dante Hicks: Jay: Jay: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Oh, that's it, honey! He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. That's what I thought. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Oh Yeah! On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. [singing] [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. What? NO! [screams] Read . Go to hell, Pacey! Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" Oh my God. Chaka's Production Assistant: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Holden: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Jay: While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. [to Jay] Tricia Jones: At least call me by the right fucking character. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Damn yous! Jay: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Jason Biggs: Willenholly: That's the ape. Holy Shit. The C.L.I.T is not real. Willenholly: James Van Der Beek: It was just a diversion so we could steal these. It was just a tranquilizer. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Holden: The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Opening text: Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Jason Biggs: (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Yeah, well. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. I make that shit work. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Chaka's Production Assistant: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Jay: I mean, ya gotta grow man. Chaka Luther King: After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Stars: He's got a great sense of humor. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Gus Van Sant: We're going to Hollywood! You're like a child. Crazy crackers with guns. Action, Gus or what? Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Chaka: My bad. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? [Looks down] Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Oh, all right. Jay: On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Jay: I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I thought that was a 10-82. [to his buddies] Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Yeah, you do that. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Brent: Its the female orgasm that's the myth. I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Who's watching these babies? I didn't spit in it sir. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. You chug that ass cock, baby. I don't really wanna die. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] The hell with this. Okay, Fucky? In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. What a motherfucker, man! Whillenholly: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Sissy: Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Banky: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? Sheriff: Here's your coffee sir. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Thank you and enjoy the show. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! James Van Der Beek: Justice: Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I didn't think so. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Jay: While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Okay, you two. Chaka: Jay: 'Scuse me. [the monkey has been put into a car] Steve-Dave Pulasti: I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. [singing] Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Taste the booger flavor. Whillenholly: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Whillenholly: Jay: But it was better than "Mallrats". A monkey? It's either this or jail. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. I'm paralyzed! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. [to Banky] new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? [to Silent Bob] Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. [in huddle with Damon] Reg Hartner: Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. She's also a main character in the movie. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Holy Fuck! Hooker #2: What the hell? With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. And you've both got your own monkey. [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Hey, watch the language, little boy. Jay: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Plaschke, this is Willenholly. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Thank you again and enjoy the show. . In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Gus Van Sant: Hooker #1: Echo Base: What've I been telling you? We've got a mystery to solve! Of course. Went to film school. Wow! "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Gay, straight it's all the same now. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] [cocky] Free shipping for many products! Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Jay: Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Banky: The Market research says that people love monkeys. Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? She has a nice voice, too. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? [his first words] Holden : The Internet buzz. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Jay: A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Angel Jay: Whillenholly: You put your dick in a pie! Jay: Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Shaggy: Shannen Doherty: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. Randal Graves: In prison, he'll be the pie. Whillenholly: I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Jay: Jason Biggs: Poor Dante. Oh sweet irony! You should be. She is TOO fine! Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Cast and Crew . I'd do anything for you. Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. [appears out of nowhere] That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? . [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? film studio name : Dimension. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Boy, Walt. Read more Read reviews Add to list . Reco'nize. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. You're doubling me, obviously. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! [to Silent Bob] Damn. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. Fuck! YO! Jay: Jay: It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." 1 Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Yeah, sis. Dude, she called you retarded. Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! You have a sick and twisted world perspective. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. Missy: It incorporates all cent. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Dude, I think I just filled the cup. You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. The little stoner was right! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. That's it boy, put the dick down. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! You actually watch that show? Justice: Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? This isn't fair! Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Then you can do the art picture. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? What the fuck are you talking about? The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Holden: You gotta go from the heart, yo. Whillenholly: Its time I get my black ass out of here. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. James Van Der Beek: [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Nothing. Chrissy: Hey. Jay: [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Chaka: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Jay: Jay: Hold it like you'd hold a woman. You've got the wrong guys! Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Hooker #1: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Chrissy: He's crying out, "When Lord? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Uh, three by my count, but close. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Fuck you, you already said half. Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. I quit! The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. This job just passed the point of no return! That's beautiful, man. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Matt Damon: Packed. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup.
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